Click under the photo for a riddle my seven-year-old grandson, Ben, asked. One evening we received a phone call. A little voice asked to speak to Granddad. Our grandson, Ben, had a new riddle and he wanted to see if he could stump Granddad.

You know I love riddles and I know your kids will love it, too.

Here’s Ben’s riddle:

 What does cheese say, when it’s getting its picture taken?

“People”

What hand do you use when you eat soup?

Neither—you should use a spoon!

Okay, you may know the answer to this one, but ask your kids. They’ll get a giggle out of it.

•Why is easy to weigh fish?

Because they have their own scales!

•What has a head, but cannot think?

You should be able to figure out this riddle, because it has three correct answers:

Lettuce, cabbage, and cauliflower! Did you think of one?

•The Top 10 Signs You’re a Lousy Cook:

10. Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren.
9. Your kids know what “peas porridge in a pot nine days old” tastes like.
8. When your toddler goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family grabs forks and follows him.
7. Your husband’s favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.
6. You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your toy poodle.
5. Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting him over for dinner.
4. Your kids were suspended from school for smuggling toxic waste in their lunch bags.
3. You refer to the smoke detector as the dinner bell.
2. No matter what you do to it, the gravy’s lumpy and purple.
… and the Number 1 Sign You’re a Lousy Cook:
1. You burned the house down making toast.

•Top 10 Signs You’re Eating Gentically Modified Food 

10. Your green beans are attempting a split flanking maneuver on your clearly surprised mashed potatoes.
9. Whenever Gallagher appears on TV, your watermelon leaps up, grabs the remote, and shuts off the TV.
8. It tastes the same, but now the asparagus leaves your bathroom smelling April fresh.
7. You use the leftover chicken as a nightlight for your kid’s room.
6. The label says that your buffalo chicken wings are made from REAL flying bison.
5. An apple a day… cures leukemia.
4. Family of seven, one turkey - yet everyone gets a drumstick.
3. Your Ginsu knives are suddenly afraid of the tomatoes. Okay, this doesn’t seem so far-fetched with the recent recall for tomatoes.
2. Choco-chini: Looks like zucchini, tastes like a Ding-Dong.
… and the #1 Sign You’re Eating Genetically Modified Food:

A SWAT team is ordering your burrito to drop - YOU!

(Genetically Modified Foods, known as GMOs are present in our foods supply. You’re probably eating them without even knowing it.)

It’s riddle time!

People aren’t the only ones who like to travel!

• What egg likes to go to far away places?

An egg-splorer

• Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?

Because it was in a pickle!